I've Learned To Have Absolutely No Regrets

There Is Not One Female Comic Who Was Beautiful As A Little Girl.

I Started My Career In A Town So Small The Local Clinic Was Called Fred's Hospital And Grill.

Edgar Had A Heart Attack, And I'm To Blame. We Were Making Love, And I Took The Bag Off My Head.

If You Laugh At It, You Can Deal With It.

I Have No Boobs Whatsoever. On My Wedding Night My Husband Said, 'let Me Help You With Those Buttons' And I Told Him, 'i'm Completely Naked'.