I've Learned To Have Absolutely No Regrets

To The Pessimist The Light At The End Of The Tunnel Is Another Train.

I've Learned From My Dealings With Johnny Carson That No Matter What Kind Of Friendship You Think You Have With People You're Working With, When The Chips Are Down, It's All About Business.

You Know You're Getting Old When You Buy A Sexy Sheer Nightgown And Don't Know Anyone Who Can See Through It.

Having A Baby Can Be A Scream.

My Body Is A Temple, And My Temple Needs Redecorating.