This Isn't A Particularly Novel Observation, But

Man Does Not Control His Own Fate. The Women In His Life Do That For Him.

Mrs. Teasdale Calls For Rescue And Firefly Delivers The Famous Line To His Cohorts As They Rescue Her: "remember, You're Fighting For This Woman's Honor, Which Is Probably More Than She Ever Did."

Afraid? Me? A Man Who's Licked His Weight In Wild Caterpillars?

Clowns Work As Well As Aspirin, But Twice As Fast.

This Isn't A Particularly Novel Observation, But The World Is Full Of People Who Think They Can Manipulate The Lives Of Others Merely By Getting A Law Passed.