Why, I'd Horse-whip You If I Had

There's One Thing I Always Wanted To Do Before I Quit... Retire!

Just Give Me A Comfortable Couch, A Dog, A Good Book, And A Woman. Then If You Can Get The Dog To Go Somewhere And Read The Book, I Might Have A Little Fun.

Wives Are People Who Feel They Don't Dance Enough.

Given The Choice Between A Woman And A Cigar, I Will Always Choose The Cigar.

You Can Leave In A Huff. Or You Can Leave In A Minute And A Huff.