Why, I'd Horse-whip You If I Had

Making Love To Your Wife Is Like Shooting At Sitting Ducks.

If You Want To See A Comic Strip, You Should See Me In The Shower.

It's Hard To Get Ivory In Africa, But In Alabama The Tuscaloosa

Don’t Ever Underestimate The Importance Of Money. I Know It’s Often Been Said That Money Won’t Make You Happy And This Is Undeniably True, But Everything Else Being Equal, It’s A Lovely Thing To Have Around The House.

Marriage Is The Chief Cause Of Divorce.