Why, I'd Horse-whip You If I Had

Afraid? Me? A Man Who's Licked His Weight In Wild Caterpillars?

Remember, The Grass Is Always Greener Where You Don't Happen To Be The Neighbor.

He's So Full Of Alcohol, If You Put A Lighted Wick In His Mouth He'd Burn For Three Days.

Bel Air, I Am Convinced, Was Laid Out By Some Diabolic Sadist Who Deliberately Decided Not To Use A Compass Or A Surveyor.

You're A Great Brother. You Give Us A Heart Attack Worrying About Your Heart Attack, Which You Didn't Even Have The Decency To Have!