Why, I'd Horse-whip You If I Had

Will You Marry Me? Do You Have Any Money? Answer The Second Question First.

Celebrate The Cracks, Because That's How The Light Comes In.

Before You Speak, Make Certain You Have Something Worthwhile To Say.

Policeman: "a Hermit Eh? Then Why's Your Table Set For Four?" Groucho: "that's Nothing. My Alarm Clock Is Set For Eight.

I Don't Want To Join The Kind Of A Club That Accepts People Like Me As Members.