Employee Of The Month Is A Good

But I Found That Disappointing People Is A Good Thing, Because Disapproval Is Freedom.

I Have Never Been In A Bad Mood And Near A Beach Ball At The Same Time. Causation? Correlation? Or Fate?

In America, One Sure Sign Of Success Is The Presence Of An Unnecessary Waterfall In A Person's Yard.

Sometimes I Like To Go Outside Without Even Checking The Weather First.

Whenever I Throw Caution To The Wind I Make Sure I'm Facing The Right Way So That It Doesn't Blow Back And Hit Me In My Face.