Checkers Taught Me That A King Is

When I Am At Rodeo I Find It Difficult Not To Root For The Animals.

Overheard Today In Restaurant: Can You Stop Listening To Our Conversation?

I Have An Air Mattress. It's Great Because If Someone Tries To Suffocate Me In Bed I Can Just Poke A Hole In It And Use It To Stay Alive.

In Retrospect, Everything Is Finite, But Prospectively, There Are Infinite Possibilities. I Guess That's What Makes Life Hopeful.

Count Your Blessings, But Not Out-loud, At The Top Of Your Lungs.