Let No Man's Deathbed Be A Futon.

The Easiest Time To Add Insult To Injury Is When You're Signing Somebody's Cast.

A Lot Of Things Look Cooler In Slow Motion. Eating Isn't One Of Them.

Sometimes I Feel Like I'm Being Watched, But Then I Remember That My Show Was Canceled Three Years Ago.

Separate But Equal Is Terrible For Education But It's Perfect For Eyebrows.

The Bird, The Bee, The Running Child Are All The Same To The Sliding Glass Door.