I Just Found Out That I Have

Stand Up Is Really Fun Because If I Think Of A Joke Or A Funny Idea, Then I Can Just Go And Tell Some People And If They Laugh, They Laugh Right Away.

I Think Statues Are Great; They Show What Great People Would Look Like If A Bird Sh*t All Over Them.

If I Had To Pick One Artist To Tile My Bathroom I Would Go With Mc Escher.

Let No Man's Deathbed Be A Futon.

Overheard Today In Restaurant: Can You Stop Listening To Our Conversation?