I Just Found Out That I Have

The Best Way To Make Somebody Feel Important Is To Try To Assassinate Them.

When I Used To Go On The Wikipedia Page, And I Haven't Gone On The Page In A While, There Used To Be Some Guy Who Was Doing My Page And He Would Say That He Was My Cousin And I Was Going To Be Doing Projects With Him. I Don't Know Who This Person Is And I Don't Have A Cousin By This Name And This Person Keeps Saying That They're Doing Projects With Me. It's So Weird.

Americans Who Do Not Celebrate Independence Day: Pets.

I Think One Of The Most Groundbreaking Inventions Of All Time Is The Jackhammer.

I Think It's Interesting That Cologne Rhymes With Alone.