Best Towels Quotes - Inspiring & Motivational Collection

The Other Day I Got Out The Shower And I Bend Down To Reach For A Towel, And I Felt A Sharp Pain In My Chest. Shot Through My Chest And Up Around My Shoulder And Down My Spine. I Thought 'oh, Lord.' I Thought I Was Dying. I Bent Over And Looked, And I Was Standing On My Own Titty.

It's Not All Wet Towels And Naked Women. I Was So Disappointed To Learn That.

American's Could Be Any More Self Absorbed If They Were Made Of Equal Parts Water And Paper Towel.

I Follow The Patriots, But The Steelers Were My First And True Love. I Still Have A Terrible Towel.

Not Enough." Margo Rose And Tucked The Towel In Place. " Come On, Let's Go Stuff Her In A Locker. For Old Time's Sake.

Can I Come In? No! I'm In A Towel! I'm Blind!

You Know, There Is Always Times Where You Feel Discouraged And Things Coming Against You, But I Don't Know If I Ever Wanted To Throw In The Towel.

I'm Sorry, But I Was Born With A Towel On My Head.

So Far I've Seen The Life Studies Packet Used As (1) An Umbrella, (2) A Makeshift Towel, (3) A Pillow, And Now This. I Have Never Actually Seen Anyone Study With It, Which Either Means That Everyone Who Graduates From Thomas Jefferson Will Be Totally Unprepared For Life Or That Certain Things Can't Be Learned In Bullet-point Format.

Automatic Paper Towel Dispensers Are A Solution To Something That Was Never A Problem In The First Place.

Neighbors Would Pass, And When They Honked I'd Remember That I Was In My Speedo. Then I'd Wrap My Towel Like A Skirt Around My Waist And Remind My Sisters That This Was Not Girlish But Egyptian, Thank You Very Much.

When You're In Prison, There's No Hiding. These Women Are Not Hiding Behind Towels And Shower Curtains. They Go To The Bathroom With No Doors On The Stalls. It Would Actually Look Weird, If These Women Were Hiding.