Ed Sullivan Will Be Around As Long

Hollywood Is A Great Place If You're An Orange.

Television Is The Triumph Of Machine Over People.

To A Newspaperman, A Human Being Is An Item With Skin Wrapped Around It.

A Committee Is A Group Of People Who Individually Can Do Nothing, But Who, As A Group, Can Meet And Decide That Nothing Can Be Done.

There Are Two Kinds Of Jokes - Funny Jokes And Jack Benny Jokes.