A Committee Is A Group Of People

It Is Probably Not Love That Makes The World Go Around, But Rather Those Mutually Supportive Alliances Through Which Partners Recognize Their Dependence On Each Other For The Achievement Of Shared And Private Goals.

Vaudeville Could Not Vouch For The Honesty, The Integrity, Or The Mentality Of The Individuals Who Collectively Made Up The Horde The Medium Embraced. All The Human Race Demands Of Its Members Is That They Be Born. That Is All Vaudeville Demanded. You Just Had To Be Born. You Could Be Ignorant And Be A Star. You Could Be A Moron And Be Wealthy. The Elements That Went To Make Up Vaudeville Were Combed From The Jungles, The Four Corners Of The World, The Intelligentsia And The Subnormal.

All That The Comedian Has To Show For His Years Of Work And Aggravation Is The Echo Of Forgotten Laughter.

A Human Being Is Nothing But A Story With Skin Around It.

Imitation Is The Sincerest Form Of Television.