There Are Two Kinds Of Jokes -

My Uncle Is A Southern Planter. He's An Undertaker In Alabama.

Treat Employees Like Partners, And They Act Like Partners.

A Molehill Man Is A Pseudo-busy Executive Who Comes To Work At 9 Am And Finds A Molehill On His Desk. He Has Until 5 Pm To Make This Molehill Into A Mountain. An Accomplished Molehill Man Will Often Have His Mountain Finished Before Lunch.

Hush, Little Bright Line, Don’t You Cry You’ll Be A Cliché By And By.

Imitation Is The Sincerest Form Of Television.