Hollywood Is A Great Place If You're

Radio Is A Bag Of Mediocrity Where Little Men With Carbon Minds Wallow In Sluice Of Their Own Making.

A Comedian Who Starts Talking To Himself Becomes His Own Audience. This Is Fatal.

I'm A Little Hoarse Tonight. I've Been Living In Chicago For The Past Two Months, And You Know How It Is, Yelling For Help On The Way Home Every Night. Things Are So Tough In Chicago That At Easter Time, For Bunnies The Little Kids Use Porcupines.

Hollywood Is A Great Place If You're An Orange.

All I Know About Humor Is That I Don't Know Anything About It.