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Most Of The People Who Came For Dancing Lessons Had Rumba Ambitions And Minuet Bodies

The Stealth Bomber Is Supposed To Be A Big Deal. It Flies In Undetected, Bombs, Then Flies Away. Hell, I've Been Doing That All My Life.

Baseball Is A Soap Opera That Plays Out Day After Day, One That A Lot Of Elderly Women Watch Until The Characters And The Plot Becomes A Part Of Their Life. She Got To Enjoy The Personal Side Of The Players. They Were Her Kids. The Braves Were Her Family.

I Tell Jokes To Pay My Green Fees.

I Like A President Who Tells Jokes Instead Of Appointing Them.