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I Don't Do A Lot Of Political Jokes. Too Many Are Getting Elected.

When She Started To Play, Steinway Came Down Personally And Rubbed His Name Off The Piano.

Golf Is A Hard Game To Figure. One Day You Will Go Out And Slice It And Shank It, Hit Into All The Traps And Miss Every Green. The Next Day You Go Out And, For No Reason At All, You Really Stink.

She Said She Was Approaching Forty, And I Couldn't Help Wondering From What Direction.

I Have A Wonderful Make-up Crew. They're The Same People Restoring The Statue Of Liberty.