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We're On Our Way To The Persian Gulf. Wait! It's A Mistake! I Thought They Said Persian Golf.

In His Prime, The Young Comic Walked Onto A Stage With The Confidence Of A Man Who Owned It, And By The Time He Walked Off, He Did.

In England When You Make A Movie Even The Weather Is Against You. In Hollywood The Weatherman Gets A Shooting Schedule From All The Major Studios And Then Figures Out Where He Can Fit In A Little Rain Without Upsetting Metro-goldwyn-mayer Too Much.

I'd Give Up Golf If I Didn't Have So Many Sweaters.

There's A Very Apt Saying In Show Business: "if You Don't Go Over Budget In Paris, You're Either Very Rich Or Very Sick. "