Dying Is To Be Avoided Because It

I Ruined My Hands In The Ring. The Referee Kept Stepping On Them.

It Gave Dirty Politics A Bad Name.

It's A Wonderful Way To Live, And Not A Bad Way To Go, Either. The Average Frenchman Is Still Smiling Three Months After He's Dead.

Today's Ballroom Dances Like The Swim, The Frug, The Chicken And The Monkey Are Really Nervous Disorders Set To Music.

Middle Age Is When Your Age Starts To Show Around Your Middle.