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On One Hole, I Hit An Alligator So Hard, He's Now My Golf Bag.

Every Naval Vessel Has A Contingent Of Marines Aboard. After All, The Sailors Have To Have Someone To Dance With.

Kissing Is Like Drinking Tea With A Tea Strainer, You Can Never Get Enough.

You Know You're Getting Old When The Candles Cost More Than The Cake.

It's Very Frustrating Making A Picture In Paris. We Work Hard All Day At The Studio To Get A Love Scene Just Right. Then, On My Way Home, I See Couples On Every Street Corner Doing It Better.