During Misfortunes, Nothing Aggravates Our Condition More,

Were There No Fools, There Would Be No Flatterers.

I Started On 'saturday Night Live' The Same Time Conan Started On 'late Night.' We Just Had A Relationship Because I Would Be Upstairs In The Studio And Whenever He Couldn't Get A Guest - Which Was Often Back Then Since He Was Just Starting Out - He Would Just Call Me Down To Be A Guest.

Your Worst And Most Dangerous Enemy Is The Person That Injures You Under The Pretensions Of Friendship.

As Evacuation Eases The Body, So Occasional Ejectment Of Passion Seems To Appease The Agonies Of The Soul, And Dispose To Tranquility The Agitations Of The Heart.

After Months Of Speculation, The Sitcom Star Ellen Degeneres Admitted That Yes, She's Gay. Inspired By Her Courage, Today, Diet-guru Richard Simmons Admitted That He Is Really, Really, Really, Really Gay.