I Never Do Impressions, But I Probably

Compared To Politics, I Think Sports Is Funnier, Because It's Inconsequential. And Politics Can Be Real Important And All That. The More Pointless Something Is, The Funnier It Is, You Know? And The More Grave Or Important Things Are... You Know, Some Comedians Can Get This Disease Where They Get Serious All The Time.

Some Men Are Tempted To Violate Secrecy From The Uneasiness Secrecy Gives Them, And Others, Merely To Impress You With The Extent Of Their Confidence.

Education Makes Some Men Wiser, Others More Ridiculous And Foolish!

There's No Such Thing, Of Course, As An Old-fashioned Gay Guy. They're The Most Decadent People.

Pulp Fiction Is A, Uh, Gritty, Urban Satire. Pump Friction Is A Uh-uh, A Bunch Of Uh, Dudes And Ladies Having Dirty Sex.