Contrary To What Certain Comedians Have Led

Milton Hope Led The Singing Of Happy Birthday ... He Would Say, 'keep It Sweet And Short And Don't Try To Be Funny.'

I'm So Old They've Cancelled My Blood Type.

I Need Money. I Have A Staff Of 30, And Four Houses, Never Mind The Government, To Support.

And On Nearby Islands, The Japanese Army Was Eating Raw Fish. We Felt Sorry For Them. We Didn't Know That In America After The War, You Wouldn't Be Able To Get Into A Sushi Joint Without A Reservation. And We Thought They Lost.

I Don't Know What People Have Against Government; They Haven't Done Anything.