Die, My Dear? Why That's The Last

If We Had Some Eggs We Could Have Eggs And Ham, If We Had Some Ham.

Military Intelligence Is A Contradiction In Terms.

Behind Every Successful Man Is A Woman, Behind Her Is His Wife.

A Thing That Has Always Baffled Me About Women Is That They Will Saturate Themselves With A Pint Of Perfume, A Pound Of Sachet Powder, An Evil-smelling Lip Rouge, A Peculiar-smelling Hair Ointment And A Half-dozen Varieties Of Body Oils, And Then Have The Effrontery To Complain Of The Aroma Of A Fine Dollar Cigar.

How Much Would You Want To Stand At The Wrong End Of A Shooting Gallery?