Die, My Dear? Why That's The Last

You've Forgotten Those June Nights At The Riviera...the Night I Drank Champagne From Your Slipper - Two Quarts. It Would Have Been More But You Were Wearing Inner Soles.

I Refuse To Join Any Club That Would Have Me As A Member.

I've Got The Brain Of A Four Year Old. I'll Bet He Was Glad To Be Rid Of It.

I Find Television Very Educating. Every Time Somebody Turns On The Set, I Go Into The Other Room And Read A Book.

This Isn't A Particularly Novel Observation, But The World Is Full Of People Who Think They Can Manipulate The Lives Of Others Merely By Getting A Law Passed.