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Did You Ever See That Painting The Mona Lisa. It Always Reminds Me Of A Reporter Listening To A Politician.

Most People Would Like To Be Delivered From Temptation But Would Like It To Keep In Touch.

For Father's Day, My Kids Always Give Me A Bottle Of Cologne Called English Leather. It's Appropriate! To Them I Always Smell Like A Wallet.

Humor Gives Presidents The Chance To Be Seen As Warm, Relaxed Persons. Humor Reaches Out And Puts Its Arm Around The Listener And Says, 'i Am One Of You, I Understand,' And Implicitly It Promises, 'i Will Do Something About Your Problems.'

Do You Realize What Would Happen If Moses Were Alive Today? He'd Go Up To Mount Sinai, Come Back With The Ten Commandments, And Spend The Next Eight Years Trying To Get Published.