If You Can Laugh Together, You Can

It's Amazing How Important Your Job Is When You Want The Day Off - And How Unimportant It Is When You Want A Raise.

Washington Is A Place Where Politicians Don't Know Which Way Is Up And Taxes Don't Know Which Way Is Down.

I Don't Want To Say Anything About My Kids...but I Go To Pta Meetings Under An Assumed Name!

What If The Meek Inherited The Earth And We Had To Defend Ourselves From Martians?

I Understand The Big Food Companies Are Developing A Tearless Onion. I Think They Can Do It - After All, They've Already Given Us Tasteless Bread.