List of Barbara Johnson Quotes

Everybody Wants To Go To Heaven, But Nobody Wants To Go There Right Away.

Always Remember That Better Days Are Ahead - If Not In This Life, In The Next.

Teaching Literature Is Teaching How To Read. How To Notice Things In A Text That A Speed-reading Culture Is Trained To Disregard, Overcome, Edit Out, Or Explain Away; How To Read What The Language Is Doing, Not Guess What The Author Was Thinking; How To Take Evidence From A Page, Not Seek A Reality To Substitute For It.

Violets Are God's Apology For February.

Smile...it Kills Time Between Disasters.

Being Codependent Means That When You Die, Someone Else's Life Passes Before Your Eyes.

Old Florists Never Die. They Just Make Other Arrangements.

We Spend Our Lives Dreaming Of The Future, Not Realizing That A Little Of It Slips Away Every Day.

Kids Can Be A Pain In The Neck When They're Not A Lump In Your Throat.

Have We Forgotten That We're All Born The Same Way: Naked, Wet, And Hungry? Then Things Get Worse!

Time Mellows People As It Mellows Wine, As Long As The Grapes Are Good. You May Set Out To Be A Businesswoman Or Businessman But In The Course Of Time End Up Caring For A Dying Parent, Orphaned Niece, Or Disabled Brother. You May Encounter Illness Yourself And End Up Being A Writer, Touching The Heartstrings, Not The Purse Strings Of Other People. That's Why It's Best To Always Be True To Yourself And God And To Be Flexible Within His Will. He Will Use You.

I Think Living To Be One Hundred Would Be Great, But Living To Fifty Twice Would Be So Much Better.