A Vacation Is Having Nothing To Do

Realists Know Where They're Going. Dreamers Have Already Been There.

Do You Ever Get The Feeling That The Only Reason We Have Elections Is To Find Out If The Polls Were Right?

Humor Starts Like A Wildfire, But Then Continues On, Smoldering, Smoldering For Years.

You Wouldn't Want Alan Greenspan To Write The Instructions For Assembling A Beach Chair.

I Value People With A Conscience. It's Like A Beeper From God.