A Vacation Is Having Nothing To Do

With My Luck, If I Ever Invested In General Motors, They'd Bust It To Corporal!

To Exercise Is Human; Not To Is Divine.

It's Amazing How Important Your Job Is When You Want The Day Off - And How Unimportant It Is When You Want A Raise.

Here's To All Volunteers, Those Dedicated People Who Believe In All Work And No Pay.

They Say Kids Today Don't Know The Value Of A Dollar. They Certainly Do Know The Value Of A Dollar. That's Why They Ask For Five.