A Vacation Is Having Nothing To Do

It Always Seems To Someone Outside The Business That It Is Very Difficult To Write For A Comedy Show Because It Must Be Done Quickly. Actually, It Is Much Easier To Write This Humor Than To Do A Joke Or A Show From Scratch, Because The Audience Knows The Plot. Just Mention What Is Going On And Then Deliver The Punch Line.

Do You Ever Get The Feeling That The Only Reason We Have Elections Is To Find Out If The Polls Were Right?

There Are Days When It Takes All You've Got Just To Keep Up With The Losers.

We Have Enough People Who Tell It Like It Is - Now We Could Use A Few Who Tell It Like It Can Be.

Don't Smoke Too Much, Drink Too Much, Eat Too Much Or Work Too Much. We're All On The Road To The Grave - But There's No Need To Be In The Passing Lane.