I Take My Children Everywhere, But They

My Wife Never Lies About Her Age. She Just Tells Everyone She's As Old As I Am. Then She Lies About My Age.

Sometimes I Get The Feeling The Whole World Is Against Me, But Deep Down I Know That's Not True. Some Of The Smaller Countries Are Neutral.

To Exercise Is Human; Not To Is Divine.

Lincoln Was Known To Have Walked Miles To Borrow Books, To Get The Most Rudimentary Form Of Education. So What Do We Do On His Birthday? We Close The Schools!

I'd Like To Say A Few Words About One Of The Most Popular Concepts In The Modern Education--show And Tell. Show And Tell Is A Device Created By Grammar Schools To Communicate Family Secrets To 32 Other Families Before 9:15 Am In The Morning.