I Take My Children Everywhere, But They

Did You Hear About The Woman Who Sent Out 40,000 Valentine Cards Doused In Perfume And Signed, "guess Who?" She's A Divorce Lawyer.

Inflation Is The Crabgrass In Your Savings.

Time Flies. It's Up To You To Be The Navigator.

Anybody With A Good Sense Of Humor Is One-up On Their Competition. We Respond To Somebody Who Has The Ability To Make Us Laugh. It's A Bonding Influence.

Faith, Indeed, Has Up To The Present Not Been Able To Move Real Mountains.... But It Can Put Mountains Where There Are None. Most People Would Like To Be Delivered From Temptation But Would Like It To Keep In Touch.