I Take My Children Everywhere, But They

Do Your Kids A Favor - Don't Have Any.

Economists Can Certainly Disappoint You. One Said That The Economy Would Turn Up By The Last Quarter. Well, I'm Down To Mine And It Hasn't.

If You Can Get Someone To Laugh With You, They Will Be More Willing To Identify With You, Listen To You. It Parts The Waters.

The Chance To Be Seen As A Warm, Witty Guy Is Too Good An Opportunity For A Politician To Miss.

I Had A Terrible Fight With My Wife On New Year's Eve. She Called Me A Procrastinator. So I Finished Addressing The Christmas Cards And Left.