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The Two Things That Can Hurt You Are If You Need Money Or If You Need Fame. Those Are The Things That Can Be Your Achilles' Heel. But If You Don't Need Money And You Don't Need Fame, Then You're Free.

My Obama Is Getting Pretty Good ... I Think I'll Vote For Whoever Makes My Portrayal Easier. It Takes Time To Put Together A Comic Impression. It Takes Time To Recognize The Tics. Right Now, For Instance, I Could Do A Dead- On Paul Ryan And People Wouldn't Recognize It. Personalities Take A While To Sin.

I'm A Real People-pleaser.

Please, O Ye Lord, Keep Jim Bakker Behind Bars.

It's Almost Like He's Started To Sound Even More Exotic The More People Started Doing Him. I Don't Know Why, But There's Just Something About Al Gore That Makes Me Laugh.