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I Enjoy Pushing My Characters To The Limit. No Matter How Far Out There I Go, I Look For Things That Make The Characters Human.

I Know It's A Cliche, But The Whole Family Is Just Whacked. I Mean, We're All Out Of Our Minds. They're The Funniest, Most Eccentric Bizarre People I've Ever Met, My Siblings.

I'm Thirty Years Old, But I Read At The Thirty-four-year-old Level.

I Used To Sneak Up To The 8th Floor And Watch Eddie Murphy And Joe Piscopo Rehearsing 'saturday Night Live' And Could Only Wonder If I Would Ever Have The Chance To Be Funny. It Took Me Five Years To Go Up The Two Stories, But It Is Such A Sense Of Fulfillment To Be Able To Show What I Can Do On National Television.

Am I Not Turtley Enough For The Turtle Club? Turtle! Turtle!