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When People Come To See My Stand-up, They Get A Chance To See My Characters Interact With Each Other.

Am I Not Turtley Enough For The Turtle Club? Turtle! Turtle!

I Always Tend To Think Of All Of My Shows As Possibly My Last Show. I'm Like A Junior Springsteen, Without The Underbite.

While Many Comics Have A Secret Persona, I Fundamentally Want To Be Myself.

You Know, Sometimes You Can't Just Take An Armadillo, Put It In The Barn, Light It On Fire And Expect It To Make Licorice.