Cut My Pie Into Four Pieces, I

When The Waitress Asked If I Wanted My Pizza Cut Into Four Or Eight Slices, I Said, 'four. I Don't Think I Can Eat Eight.'

I Never Blame Myself When I'm Not Hitting. I Just Blame The Bat And If It Keeps Up, I Change Bats. After All, If I Know It Isn't My Fault That I'm Not Hitting, How Can I Get Mad At Myself?

Bill Dickey Is Learning Me His Experience.

It's Pretty Far, But It Doesn't Seem Like It.

Even Napoleon Had His Watergate.