Cut My Pie Into Four Pieces, I

I Never Blame Myself When I'm Not Hitting. I Just Blame The Bat And If It Keeps Up, I Change Bats. After All, If I Know It Isn't My Fault That I'm Not Hitting, How Can I Get Mad At Myself?

You Should Always Go To Other People's Funerals, Otherwise, They Won't Come To Yours.

What Time Is It? You Mean Now?

Its Getting Late Early

Texas Has A Lot Of Electrical Votes.