Nobody Can Be All Smiley All The

You Should Always Go To Other People's Funerals, Otherwise, They Won't Come To Yours.

I Wish Everybody Had The Drive He (joe Dimaggio) Had. He Never Did Anything Wrong On The Field. I'd Never Seen Him Dive For A Ball, Everything Was A Chest-high Catch, And He Never Walked Off The Field.

If The Fans Don’t Wanna Come Out To The Ballpark, No One Can Stop ‘em.

It's Never Happened In The World Series Competition, And It Still Hasn't.

When Giving Directions To Joe Garagiola To His New Jersey Home, Which Is Accessible By Two Routes: "when You Come To A Fork In The Road, Take It."