It's Pretty Far, But It Doesn't Seem

Little League Baseball Is A Very Good Thing Because It Keeps The Parents Off The Streets.

I Don't Like Seeing Myself On Television. I Don't Like It.

How Long Have You Known Me, Jack? And You Still Don't Know How To Spell My Name.

Yogi Ordered A Pizza. The Waitress Asked How Many Pieces Do You Want Your Pie Cut? Yogi Responded, Four. I Don't Think I Could Eat Eight.

Life Is A Learning Experience, Only If You Learn.