I Guess I've Got A Smart Wife.

The Game Was Two Hours, With The Commercials. I Wish They Did That Now.

A Good Time To Hit Is With Men On Base, Because The Pitcher Ain't Got No Place To Put You. He's Going To Get That Ball Around There Somewhere. He Don't Want To Walk You.

Life Is A Learning Experience, Only If You Learn.

It Is A Disturbing Conundrum That True Free Will Cannot Exist Without The Possibility Of Suicide. Then Again, It Ain't Over 'til It's Over!

I Wish I Had An Answer To That Because I'm Tired Of Answering That Question.