I Guess I've Got A Smart Wife.

If The Fans Don’t Wanna Come Out To The Ballpark, No One Can Stop ‘em.

It's Pretty Far, But It Doesn't Seem Like It.

The Game Was Two Hours, With The Commercials. I Wish They Did That Now.

The Ballparks Have Gotten Too Crowded. That's Why Nobody Goes To See The Game Anymore.

I'm Lucky. Usually You're Dead To Get Your Own Museum, But I'm Still Alive To See Mine.