I Guess I've Got A Smart Wife.

The Future Isn't What Is Used To Be.

So I'm Ugly. So What? I Never Saw Anyone Hit With His Face.

Half The Game Is 90% Mental.

80 Percent Of The Balls That Don't Reach The Hole, Don't Go In.

I'm In No Condition To Drive...wait! I Shouldn't Listen To Myself, I'm Drunk!