The Good News Is That Jesus Is

English Clubs Are Very Exclusive. I Played Royal Foxshire And They Made Me Wear A Suit And Tie. . . In The Shower.

The High Point Of The Act Is When He (uri Durov) Puts His Head Inside The Bear's Huge Jaws. I Wouldn't Even Try That With My Agent.

Us President Gerald Ford's Golf Was So Bad We Thought He Was A 'hitman For The Pga!

Wine, Women And Song Have Been Replaced By Prune Juice, A Heating Pad And The Gong Show.

Pebble Beach Is Alcatraz With Grass.