The Good News Is That Jesus Is

My Father Told Me All About The Birds And The Bees, The Liar - I Went Steady With A Woodpecker Till I Was Twenty One.

In England When You Make A Movie Even The Weather Is Against You. In Hollywood The Weatherman Gets A Shooting Schedule From All The Major Studios And Then Figures Out Where He Can Fit In A Little Rain Without Upsetting Metro-goldwyn-mayer Too Much.

Contrary To What Certain Comedians Have Led You To Believe, The National French Pastime Is Picnicking.

Isn't It Fun To Go Out On The Course And Lie In The Sun?

A Freudian Slip Is When You Say One Thing But Mean Your Mother.