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It Gave Dirty Politics A Bad Name.

Eisenhower Admitted That The Budget Can't Be Balanced And Mccarthy Said The Communists Are Taking Over. You Don't Know What To Worry About These Days - Whether The Country Will Be Overthrown Or Overdrawn.

You Know You've Reached Middle Age When Your Weightlifting Consists Merely Of Standing Up.

To Give You An Idea Of How Fast We Travelled - We Left With Two Rabbits And When We Arrived We Still Had Only Two.

Jack Benny Really Liked My Book. I Know Because He Called Me Up From The Library And Told Me.