You Can't Start At The Top.

Insanity Is Hereditary; You Get It From Your Children.

It's A Good Thing That When God Created The Rainbow He Didn't Consult A Decorator Or He Would Still Be Picking Colors.

What We Should Have Fought For Was Representation Without Taxation.

Our Toaster Has Two Settings: Too Soon Or Too Late.

The High Iq Has Become The American Equivalent Of The Legion Of Honor, Positive Proof Of A Child's Intellectual Aristocracy.... It Has Become More Important To Be A Smart Kid Than A Good Kid Or Even A Healthy Kid.