I'm Gonna Put All My Money Into

There Was An Old Woman Who Lived In A Shoe She Had So Many Children Her Government Subsidy Check Came To $4,892.

Many Wise Words Are Spoken In Jest, But They Don't Compare With The Number Of Stupid Words Spoken In Earnest.

You Must Pay For Your Sins. If You Have Already Paid, Please Ignore This Notice.

You Can't Start At The Top.

Happiness Is A By-product. You Cannot Pursue It By Itself.