I'm Gonna Put All My Money Into

Our Toaster Has Two Settings: Too Soon Or Too Late.

It's So Simple To Be Wise. Just Think Of Something Stupid To Say And Say The Opposite.

How Wise Are Thy Commandments O Lord. Each One Of Them Applies To Somebody Or Other I Know.

Just Try To Be Happy. Unhappiness Starts With Wanting To Be Happier.

Many Wise Words Are Spoken In Jest, But They Don't Compare With The Number Of Stupid Words Spoken In Earnest.