If Your Wife Wants To Learn To

It's So Simple To Be Wise. Just Think Of Something Stupid To Say And Say The Opposite.

More And More Congressmen Now Stay In Washington All Year-round Because They Can't Stay At Home Under The Laws They've Passed.

Lead Us Not Into Temptation. Just Tell Us Where It Is; We'll Find It.

The Simplest Toy, One Which Even The Youngest Child Can Operate, Is Called A Grandparent.

When I Was A Boy I Used To Do What My Father Wanted. Now I Have To Do What My Boy Wants. My Problem Is: When Am I Going To Do What I Want?