If Your Wife Wants To Learn To

Any Kid Who Has Two Parents Who Are Interested In Him And Has A Houseful Of Books Isn't Poor.

If You Want To Kill Time Why Not Try Working It To Death.

Siblings: Children Of The Same Parents, Each Of Whom Is Perfectly Normal Until They Get Together.

Times Don't Change. Men Do.

It Was On My Fifth Birthday That Papa Put His Hand On My Shoulder And Said, 'remember, My Son, If You Ever Need A Helping Hand, You'll Find One At The End Of Your Arm.'