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You Might Be A Redneck If You Have Every Episode Of Hee Haw On Tape.

I'll Just Have Itchy, Watery Eyes!

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Momma Calls You Over To Help, Cause She Has A Flat Tire On Her House.

You Might Be A Redneck If...your Only Condiment On The Dining Room Table Is The Economy Size Bottle Of Ketchup.

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