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Talking With Gary Busey Is Kinda Like Sex. You Want To Do It, You Just Don't Want To Be Alone When You Do It.

Redneck Is: The Glorious Absence Of Sophistication

If You Have Ever Spray-painted Your Girlfriends Name On An Overpass, You Might Be A Redneck.

I Don't Know Why My Brain Has Kept All The Words To The Gilligan's Island Theme Song And Has Deleted Everything About Triangles.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Coffee Table Used To Be A Telephone Cable Spool.