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You Might Be A Redneck If You Watch Cartoons Long After Your Kids Get Bored.

It's A Weird Sensation To Be Mad And Learning At The Same Time.

You Might Be A Redneck If There Are Four Or More Cars Up On Blocks In The Front Yard.

I Talked To Larry The Cable Guy The Other Day. Larry's Made More Money Than 10 People Should Ever Make In A Lifetime. He Was Excited Because He'd Gone Over To The Livestock Auction And Bought 20 New Feeder Pigs.

If You Think The Last Four Words To The National Anthem Are " Gentleman, Start Your Engines", You Might Be A Redneck.