You Might Be A Redneck If You

Being A Comedian, People Tell Me Stuff They Shouldn't Tell Their Therapist.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your House Doesn't Have Curtains, But Your Truck Does.

You Might Be A Redneck If Santa Claus Refuses To Let Your Kids Sit In His Lap.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Dog Can't Watch You Eat Without Gagging.

You Might Be A Redneck If You're A Lite Beer Drinker, Because You Start Drinking When It Gets Light.