Congress: Bingo With Billions.

Any Kid Will Run Any Errand For You, If You Ask At Bedtime.

My Doctor Said I Look Like A Million Dollars - Green And Wrinkled.

People Think I Am Dead Because They Haven’t Seen Me Around For Awhile. I’m Not Dead, I’m Very Much Alive, As You Can See. Although, There Are Two Things I Do Before I Get Up Every Morning. I Look Around And If I Don’t Smell Flowers Or See Candles Flickering I Go Ahead And Get Up.

Recipe For A Happy Marriage: My Wife And I Always Hold Hands. If I Let Go, She Shops.

I Consider The Television Set As The American Fireplace, Around Which The Whole Family Will Gather.