Congress: Bingo With Billions.

I Just Want To Be Known As A Clown Because To Me, That's The Height Of My Profession. It Means You Can Do Everything - Sing, Dance And, Above All, Make People Laugh.

I'd Have Avoided Some Of The Pain If I Could. Anyone Would. But I Wouldn't Have Missed Knowing Any Of The People-even The Ones Whose Leaving Hurt Most. In Fact, The Only Thing I'm Sorry About Is That I Didn't Meet One Particular Guy, A Clown Named Joe Skelton. You Know, He Sure Picked The Right Profession. I Mean, A Clown's Got It All. He Never Has To Hold Back: He Can Do As He Pleases. The Mouth And The Eyes Are Painted On. So If You Wanta Cry, You Can Go Right Ahead. The Make Up Won't Smear. You'll Still Be Smiling. . . .

It Proves What They Say, Give The Public What They Want To See And They'll Come Out For It.

I'm Nuts And I Know It. But So Long As I Make 'em Laugh, They Ain't Going To Lock Me Up.

Remember: Marriage Is The Number One Cause Of Divorce