Congress: Bingo With Billions.

Our Principles Are The Springs Of Our Actions. Our Actions, The Springs Of Our Happiness Or Misery. Too Much Care, Therefore, Cannot Be Taken In Forming Our Principles.

Mom Used To Say I Didn't Run Away From Home My Destiny Just Caught Up With Me At An Early Age.

Recipe For A Happy Marriage: My Wife And I Always Hold Hands. If I Let Go, She Shops.

People Think I Am Dead Because They Haven’t Seen Me Around For Awhile. I’m Not Dead, I’m Very Much Alive, As You Can See. Although, There Are Two Things I Do Before I Get Up Every Morning. I Look Around And If I Don’t Smell Flowers Or See Candles Flickering I Go Ahead And Get Up.

My Doctor Said I Look Like A Million Dollars - Green And Wrinkled.