Parents Who Wonder Where The Younger Generation

We Are All Born Into The World With Nothing. Everything We Acquire After That Is Profit.

When You Finally Go Back To Your Old Home, You Find It Wasn't The Old Home You Missed But Your Childhood.

Computers Will Never Take The Place Of Books. You Can't Stand On A Floppy Disk To Reach A High Shelf.

Half Of All Home Accidents Happen In The Kitchen, And The Family Has To Eat Them.

If We Are What We Eat, Why Aren't We New, Improved, Fat-free, And Light.