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A Man Commented To His Lunch Companion: My Wife Had A Funny Dream Last Night. She Dreamed She'd Married A Millionaire. You're Lucky, Sighed The Companion. My Wife Dreams That In The Daytime.

The Trouble With Giving Advice Is That Others Want To Return The Favor.

Youth Is When You Think You'll Live Forever. Old Age Is When You Wonder How You've Lived So Long.

Some People Are Much Like Blisters-they Don't Show Up Until The Work Is Done.

There's No Thief Like A Bad Movie.