Comedy Is Tragedy Plus Time.

I Had A Good Loud Voice And I Wasn't Afraid To Be Goofy Or Zany.

What I Do When I Write Is I Just Write The Way I Would Tell It, So It Comes Out Just Exactly The Way I Would Talk To You.

I Always Preferred Working With Somebody So I Could Look Into Their Eyeballs And Play Tennis.

I Can't Tell A Joke To Save My Soul. It's Just Not My Thing, Though I Love To Listen To Jokes.

Daddy, When He Drank, Just Became Sweeter. There Wasn't A Mean Thought In His Body. I've Always Said He Was Like A Drunk Jimmy Stewart.