I'm Really Not That Funny In Real

People Invite Me To Dinner Not Because I Can Cook, But Because I Like To Clean Up. I Get Immediate Gratification From Windex. Yes, I Do Windows.

I Don't Eat Much Meat, Fish, Or Poultry.

No Matter What, When You Major In Theater Arts Whether You Want To Write Or Be A Director Or Design Scenery Or Whatever, When You Are A Freshman At Ucla Then - I Guess It's Still The Same Way - You Had To Take An Acting Class.

Daddy, When He Drank, Just Became Sweeter. There Wasn't A Mean Thought In His Body. I've Always Said He Was Like A Drunk Jimmy Stewart.

Giving Birth Is Like Taking Your Lower Lip And Forcing It Over Your Head.