I Wish My Mother Had Left Me

I Think The Hardest Thing To Do In The World, Show-business-wise, Is Write Comedy.

I Can't Tell A Joke To Save My Soul. It's Just Not My Thing, Though I Love To Listen To Jokes.

We Don't Stop Going To School When We Graduate.

I Think We're Here For Each Other.

But I Didn't Ask To Have Somebody Nose Around In My Private Life. I Didn't Even Ask To Be Famous. All I Asked Was To Be Able To Earn A Living Making People Laugh.