I Have A Great Memory.

Originally, I Came From Texas, And We Lived On - I Guess You'd Call It Welfare, What We Called Relief.

I Couldn't Get The Laughter Out Of My Head. It Wasn't Career. It Wasn't Even A Choice. It Was A Calling.

Celebrity Was A Long Time In Coming; It Will Go Away. Everything Goes Away.

I Love The Writing. I Love The Idea Of Typing And Seeing It On The Computer And Printing It Out Myself And, You Know, Moving Sentences Around. I Like That.

My Interesting Diet Tips Are Eat Early And Don't Nosh Between Meals. I Mean, I Can Pack It Away.