I Have A Great Memory.

Comedy = Tragedy + Time.

Celebrity Was A Long Time In Coming; It Will Go Away. Everything Goes Away.

Well, I Don't Know How Astute I Am, But I Did Want To Be A Journalist When I Was Growing Up.

You Do Have To Love Your Kids Enough To Let Them Hate You. But It's The Disease That's Hating You, Not Them.

Adolescence Is Just One Big Walking Pimple.