I Have A Great Memory.

I Think The Hardest Thing To Do In The World, Show-business-wise, Is Write Comedy.

But I Don't Begrudge Anybody, Because I Know How Hard It Is To Have That Dream And To Make It Happen, Whether Or Not It's Just To Put A Roof Over Your Head And Food On The Table.

People Invite Me To Dinner Not Because I Can Cook, But Because I Like To Clean Up. I Get Immediate Gratification From Windex. Yes, I Do Windows.

I Can't Tell A Joke To Save My Soul. It's Just Not My Thing, Though I Love To Listen To Jokes.

The Audience Is Never Wrong.