Today's Father Day And We're Giving You

Don't Be Silly. I'll Write You Twice A Week.

Bel Air, I Am Convinced, Was Laid Out By Some Diabolic Sadist Who Deliberately Decided Not To Use A Compass Or A Surveyor.

Remember Men, You Are Fighting For The Ladies Honor, Which Is Probably More Than She Ever Did.

I'd Have Liked To Have Gone To Bed With Jean Harlow. She Was A Beautiful Broad. The Fellow Who Married Her Was Impotent And He Killed Himself. I Would Have Done The Same Thing.

No Man Goes Before His Time - Unless The Boss Leaves Early.