A Woman Can Smell Mink Through Six

A Thing That Has Always Baffled Me About Women Is That They Will Saturate Themselves With A Pint Of Perfume, A Pound Of Sachet Powder, An Evil-smelling Lip Rouge, A Peculiar-smelling Hair Ointment And A Half-dozen Varieties Of Body Oils, And Then Have The Effrontery To Complain Of The Aroma Of A Fine Dollar Cigar.

There's One Thing I Always Wanted To Do Before I Quit... Retire!

It Isn't So Much That Hard Times Are Coming; The Change Observed Is Mostly Soft Times Going.

It Is Impossible To Design Anything That Is Foolproof Because Fools Are So Ingenious.

If The Garbage Man Calls, Tell Him We Don't Want Any.