A Woman Can Smell Mink Through Six

If He's Been Married For 31 Years, He's Not The Same Man.

If You Find It Hard To Laugh At Yourself, I Would Be Happy To Do It For You.

Years Ago, I Tried To Top Everybody, But I Don't Anymore. I Realized It Was Killing Conversation. When You're Always Trying For A Topper You Aren't Really Listening. It Ruins Communication

Politics Doesn't Make Strange Bedfellows - Marriage Does.

In Hollywood, Brides Keep The Bouquets And Throw Away The Groom.