A Woman Can Smell Mink Through Six

A Cigar Makers Organization Once Said That I Was The Most Famous Cigar Smoker In The World. I Dont Know If Thats True, But Once While Visiting Havana, I Went To A Cigar Factory. There Were Four Hundred People There Rolling Cigars, And When They Saw Me, They All Stood Up And Applauded.

Oh, Are You From Wales? Do You Know A Fella Named Jonah-he Used To Live In Whales For A While

If It Gets Any Hotter In Here I Could Use A Big Fan.

There's A Man Outside With A Big Black Mustache. - Tell Him I've Got One.

Do They Allow Tipping On The Boat? - Yes, Sir. Have You Got Two Fives? - Oh, Yes, Sir. Then You Won't Need The Ten Cents I Was Going To Give You.