Certain Things Should Be Yours To Have

The Food Here Is So Tasteless You Could Eat A Meal Of It And Belch And It Wouldn't Remind You Of Anything.

It's Some Chopped Liver. That's Jewish Soul Food.

Health Nuts Are Going To Feel Stupid Someday, Lying In Hospitals Dying Of Nothing.

A Girl's Legs Are Her Best Friends...but Even The Best Of Friends Must Part.

I Carry A Knife Now Because I Read In A White Magazine That All Black People Carry Knives. So I Rushed Out And Bought Me One.