Certain Things Should Be Yours To Have

Health Nuts Are Going To Feel Stupid Someday, Lying In Hospitals Dying Of Nothing.

Do You Realize That If The Pilgrims Have Been Chasing Bobcats Instead Of Turkeys.. We'd All Be Eating Pussy On Thanksgiving?!

What's The Difference Between A Pickpocket And A Peeping Tom? A Pickpocket Snatches Watches.

If You Can See The Handwriting On The Wall... You're On The Toilet.

I Carry A Knife Now Because I Read In A White Magazine That All Black People Carry Knives. So I Rushed Out And Bought Me One.