Beauty May Be Skin Deep, But Ugly

Junk Runs In The Family. My Granddad Was A Junk Man In St. Louis And So Was My Uncle.

Beauty May Be Skin Deep, But Ugly Goes Clear To The Bone.

You Make Me Wish That Birth Control Was Retroactive.

Hey! Leave The Door Open Will Ya? The Flies Haven't Been Out All Day.

I Carry A Knife Now Because I Read In A White Magazine That All Black People Carry Knives. So I Rushed Out And Bought Me One.