I Feel Sorry For People Who Don't

Do You Realize That If The Pilgrims Have Been Chasing Bobcats Instead Of Turkeys.. We'd All Be Eating Pussy On Thanksgiving?!

I've Been Trying To Get Into The Royal Box In New York For Years. They Say I'm Too Dirty, My Material Is Too Blue. But I Think Redd, The Whites And Blue Can Be A Nice Combination.

You Make Me Wish That Birth Control Was Retroactive.

If You Can See The Handwriting On The Wall... You're On The Toilet.

I Feel Sorry For People Who Don't Drink Or Do Drugs. Because Someday They're Going To Be In A Hospital Bed, Dying, And They Won't Know Why.