But I Really Like Hosting, I Think

I Once Made Love For An Hour And Fifteen Minutes, But It Was The Night The Clocks Are Set Ahead.

I Think Sometimes I Should Do More Carousing, Because I Don't Do Much And Maybe It Would Be Fun Occasionally. It's Hard For Me To Have Fun And I'm A Serious Thinker And A Searcher And Funny From The Front.

Was The Buddha Married? His Wife Would Say, "are You Just Going To Sit Around Like That All Day?"

I've Never Had Anyone Put On A Puppet Show To Convince Me Of Anything. And I've Done A Lot Of Stuff. I Don't Know That I Would Put The Puppets On When I Was Pitching A Show. This Was The Head Of The Studio Putting A Puppet Show On. And I'll Tell You, He Wasn't Bad.

I Sold My House This Week. I Got A Pretty Good Price For It, But It Made My Landlord Mad As Hell